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Because I am the leader of the Drunken Snails.

The name is Alida. If you're reading this, you've just stepped into a portion of my world. A world where nothing and/or nobody is intentionally judged. A world where music is everything and dance is it's good friend. A world where if you don't like someone, you've at least gotta have some respect for 'em unless given a reason not to.
Some things you should know: Music runs through my veins. I fucking love 30 Seconds to Mars, My Chemical Romance, Panic! At The Disco, The Black Keys, Fall Out Boy, and One Direction. I am apart of the Echelon and I am a Killjoy as well. My Killjoy name is Ricochet Riot. I love Shia LaBeouf, Michael Jackson, Janet Jackson, the Disney cartoon character Jim Hawkins, Jared Leto, Mikey Way, Brendon Urie, Jeff B. Davis, Jim Carrey, Johnny Depp, Vanilla Ice, Louis Tomlinson, and many others. If you ever need someone to talk to or to just simply vent, I will always be here, whether we've talked before or have never talked at all. Uhm.. I'll add more if I think of anything. xP






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100 Completely Accurate World Accents

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CHILE HAHAHAHHA

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SCREAMS

CRYING

NOOOO OMG

SODSKJSDVKJSG’;LALKSOITUR890U-4RYF0RTHGNNIJM FSV

Seal laughing. Like a freak. Oh my god. Tears down my face.

FUCKING LOST IT AT FRANCE… XDDDD

Omfg. I can’t wuogfhjkefwiofolwhjkf,ifoelw;jef xDDDDD

oh my god, reblogging for ireland, wales, and scotland

OH MY GOD

DEAD

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hey i just met you

and this is jay z

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Let’s face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren’t invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

And why is it that writers write but fingers don’t fing, grocers don’t groce and hammers don’t ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn’t the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices? Doesn’t it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?

If teachers taught, why didn’t preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which an alarm goes off by going on. English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race (which, of course, isn’t a race at all). That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.


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  • Them: look
  • Me: I saw that already

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